The Donald Trump supporting toilet paper tabloid, The National Enquirer, has run an unsubstantiated scoop that is allegedly based on the testimony of a man who described himself as a “hit-man and fixer” for none other than Hillary Clinton.
The nine page expose details how Clinton is “evil” “sex-crazed” and a “ruthlessly power hungry super-villain.” Which one of the Clintons? I hear you ask…. Ordinarily you could take your pick, but in this instance it’s Hillary.
This “Confessions of a Clinton bag-man” gives details of Hillary’s plot to silence Bill’s victims, plans to kill Monica Lewinsky, sordid details of her numerous lovers, and evidence of Bill being a “cocaine-addled deviant.” He claims that he is coming forward and breaking his silence due to the endless alleged indiscretions (sexual assaults) of Donald Trump. He says that: “nothing comes close to the sexual and moral corruptions of the Clinton’s.”
I can tell you are wondering where this is this going. Well, another pro-Trump news outlet, The American News, then picked up on the story but went one step further with their article titled: “Hillary Clinton’s hit-man reveals dark secret that she thought he’d take to the grave.” They actually published a photograph of the nefarious figure that they believe to be Clinton’s bag-man.
Who could it be? Is it someone we know? Well, yes actually, the man that the US alt-right fedora-wearing neck-beards and box-room lurking weirdos believe to be Hillary Clinton’s bag-man is none other than Ed Miliband.
Maybe the lacklustre campaign he ran at the 2015 general election is down to his busy schedule arranging orgies, drug deals, and murders for the degenerate Clinton clan. 
